light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
you know what i hate?
cake
i really, really hate cake
i don't understand why people like it so much
it's just really spongy and sweet
and the icing is really sugary
ewwww
really sugary things are disgusting
i've never liked cake
but when people bring me cake, i feel obligated to eat it
because they brought me cake
and that was really nice of them
but i can't just be like, "i hate cake. go away."
they'd probably go cry somewhere
because i mean they were just trying to be nice
and bring me cake
although i probably wouldn't cry if that happened to me
but still
i'd get really pissed off
why is cake like the birthday thing to have?
seriously
maybe i want a pizza with some candles in it
or like a turkey
why a cake, society?
why a cake, world?
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