my nose is too big, my boobs are too small, my face is too wide.
i'm too tall and proportioned awkwardly.
i squint when i smile and make weird faces without knowing i'm making them.
i eat too much and drink too little.
my hair is limp.
i'm just not cute.
blah.
at least i'm funny.
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